Hey there short stuff!

You checking out my dangle?

I bet you are...

See this is one of my smallest she-cocks... I can't stand it because it's so small! Only 7 inches and slim as fuck! I don't know how anyone could look at this and think sexy sexy... I mean anything this size. I know you're looking at it now in envy and wondering how come I look so good with it?

Pah! I've got more testo than you do pinky dick!

And I want you to take a measurement test against my teeny pink pecker...

Because if your teeny peeny is this size or smaller you're in for a tough time!